Judge: Tumhari sikayat hai ki tumhari patni tumhare upar bartan fekti hai ?
Husband: Ji judge sahab
Judge:kitne dino se fekti hai
Husband: Jab se shadi hui hai
Judge: tumhari shadi ko kitne saal hue hai
Husband : ji paanch saal
Judge: to abhi tak tumne sikayat kyun nahi ki
Husband: ji kalhi pehli bar nisana theek laga hai!
